Things to do at 4:00 a.m.

1) drink a glass of crystal light
2) think of jokes for Ricky Gervais
3) scan pinterest
4) feed a baby
5) eat three spoonfuls of "happy tracks" ice cream you wish corky and b had not left in your freezer
6) ask yourself if its too weird to do yoga or some sort of workout since you're up anyway, and your eating habits are clearly in the can.
7) read
8) tear up watching j hud's tribute to whitney
9 contemplate ordering some jewels from qvc
10) sing kelly clarksons latest hit, and your new 4:00 a.m. anthem, "what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger..."
11) eat more happy tracks
12) think of new ice cream names. then nail polish.